14.9.09

Fucking FAFSA.

Here's what the 2009-2010 Federal Student Aid Handbook says:



So, unless I'm married, in the military, my parents are dead, I was emancipated (only worked if it had happened before I turned 18), I have children, or am an orphan, I'm pretty much left out. Thank you so very much Uncle Sam, mom and dad. I'll be sure to return the favor whenever I can. I guess I could always marry a hooker or join the U.S. Army. I've been looking for an excuse to kill women and children in the desert on the other side of the planet. Sign me up.

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